Chocobox 2018 Letter

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General DNWs: abuse, incest, major character death (unless canonical), rape/dub-con, underage sex (<16), unrequested kinks.

CROSSOVER FANDOM

Bill Potts (Doctor Who 2005) & USS Callister Crew (Black Mirror S04E01)

Clara Oswald (Doctor Who 2005) & USS Callister Crew (Black Mirror S04E01)

“But how would either Bill or Clara even get into Infinity?” you might be asking. Well, it’s Doctor Who: it doesn’t necessarily have to make sense. They just do, make something up. And maybe some Daleks/Cybermen/whatever do too, and stuff happens, or maybe not and it’s all very please to and nice. Whether you choose Clara or Bill you choose, feel free to include other characters (the Eleventh or Twelfth Doctor or Ashildr for Clara; the Twelfth Doctor & Nardole or Heather for Bill) or to write both of them at once. Of course, the crew must be from after the end of the episode. I really just want to read what happens when a blue box/American diner/girl made of water appears in the middle of the flight deck of the USS Callister.

Dirk Gently (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency) & Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who 2005)

Dirk Gently (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency & Twelfth Doctor (Doctor Who 2005)

I can't think of two Doctors whose reaction to Dirk would be so different from each other’s. Eleven would definitely love the whole "everything is connected" thing; Twelve... not so much. But maybe that's not what you think — in that case, surprise me. Feel free to include any other characters, including different incarnations of the Doctor. As for prompts, I don't have anything specific in mind. Just choose a Doctor, put Dirk inside the TARDIS or in front of a Dalek, and let’s see what happens.

DOCTOR WHO (2005)

Missy & River Song

I seriously think that if these two ever met the universe would explode. What would they even say to each other? Would they like each other? I guess River would be interested in Missy, having probably studied her, at some point. But what about Missy? Would she consider River an equal? Would she be nice to her, considering who she is to the Doctor? We know that River is on the good(ish) side, and Missy definitely isn't (not until series 10), so what would their relationship even be? What if something happens and they need to join forces? Or what if they have tea every Thursday and spend the whole time making fun of the Doctor?

Thirteenth Doctor & Clara Oswin Oswald

Thirteenth Doctor/Clara Oswin Oswald

I would love anything with these two, but my general idea would be for 13 to find Clara's diner and go in there ordering a milkshake or whatever without saying who she is, just to see Clara one last time. Maybe she asks Clara how she ended up with this job, and Clara tells her of this old Scottish man who was her friend once upon a time. It's your choice if the Doctor reveals herself or not, and I've requested both romantic and platonic ship, so you can decide which way to go. You can include Ashildr, if you want (or any other character, really). The rating shouldn't be higher than T.

Twelfth Doctor & Missy

The Doctor and the Master have been friends since the old days of the Academy, so they must have had something in common. If they hadn't parted ways, all those years ago, and grown apart and become the people we know and love(/hate), what would've been of them? Maybe, if the Doctor had escaped Gallifrey not with Susan, but with his best friend, they would've spent eternity as wanderers in the fourth dimension, studying oppressed planets together. The Doctor could still have his adventures freeing them, as Missy could have built new governments there and ruled them with a bit of hypnotism to smooth things over. Show me this, or maybe, show me Missy slowly coming to terms with what she's done, with how evil she's been, guided by the Doctor, just like he himself was guided by Ian and Barbara and Rose and Clara and all the others. Show me the Twelfth Doctor and Missy being friends, or at the very least remembering that they were, at some point. The tag is platonic, and that’s what I want the relationship to be, but if you want to imply/hint at/suggest romance in their past, or want to include some flirting feel free to.

[If you need inspiration: http://ileolai.tumblr.com/post/168712897824]

ORIGINAL WORK

Enthusiastic Werewolf/Exasperated Vampire

I’m picturing Actual Ball of Sunshine Werewolf and Why Won't Some Hunter Stake Me Already Vampire being forced to share a house/cave/nest/lair. Or, let's be honest, I’m picturing said Werewolf deciding they’re going to live with the Vampire, and the Vampire just sighing and begrudgingly accepting them. Ridiculousness ensues, love triumphs in the end. But maybe you have a better idea. In that case, use it. I’m okay with any rating, but I’d rather you wrote smut only with an m/m couple.

Male Vampire/Male Human/Male Werewolf

I’m not going to lie, the first reason I requested this is because I was smut. If you also want to write smut, just keep in mind my DNWs and have fun. I’m good with blood and various teeth and claws being used in… unusual ways (?). But if you're not comfortable with explicit stuff and want to write something different,you’re more than welcome to! Give me Human and Werewolf taking naps during the day so they can stay with Vampire when night comes, or Vampire and Human helping Werewolf during the full moon, or Werewolf and Vampire both fretting over how fragile Human is, or whatever floats your boat!

Male Vigilante/Rescued Male Crime Victim

There are so many ways you could go with this one: What if the victim was not really a victim, but an undercover agent trying to arrest someone and the vigilante just ruined everything? What if he was a journalist, baiting the vigilante to get an interview? What if he was a nurse, and the vigilante just got hurt saving him? What if they actually knew each other? Do they end up having sex in a dark alley because the victim is shocked and oh god the vigilante is kinda cute dressed like that?

Man/Invisible Demon that Fucks Him in Public

I'm picturing the man is at some sort of office meeting, important dinner or whatever, and his Demon boyfriend is teasing him because he knows he (not so) secretly loves it.

Superhero/Man Who Looks Just Like Him Who Is A Reporter

 

Weird meet cute? People always mixing the two of them up (“Maybe you should start wearing a mask,” says the reporter)? Really hot smut? (How much of a narcissist do you have to be to want to fuck someone who looks just like you?) All of the above??